| My Mom sent me this one.?It speaks for itself.?Walk the Walk and Talk the TalkA man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on abusy boulevard.Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front ofhim.He did the right thing, stopping at thecrosswalk, even though he could have beaten the redlight by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,screaming in frustration as she missed her chance toget through the intersection, dropping her cell phoneand makeup.As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on herwindow and looked up into the face of a very seriouspolice officer.The officer ordered her to exit her car with her handsup. |
| He did the right thing, stopping at thecrosswalk, even though he could have beaten the redlight by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,screaming in frustration as she missed her chance toget through the intersection, dropping her cell phoneand makeup.As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on herwindow and looked up into the face of a very seriouspolice officer.The officer ordered her to exit her car with her handsup.He took her to the police station where she wassearched, finger printed, photographed, and placed ina holding cell.After a couple of hours, a policeman approached thecell and opened the door.She was escorted back to the booking desk there thearresting officer was waiting with her personaleffects.He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.You see, Ipulled up behind your car while you were blowing yourhorn, flipping off the guy in front of you, andcussing a blue streak at him.I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Meto Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk,Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."Priceless |
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