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| Before I present this week's genius of the week, dumbass, stupid criminal, or whatever you want to call him, let me first say that I've thought of many ways of getting rich quick.I've sold stupid shit door to door, I've even sold squeegees door to door while pretending to be retarded (true story), but nothing holds a candle to what this genius did.?
Don't get me wrong, I've heard of some stupid criminals in my time.I heard a story one time of a man who walked into an auto parts store and held the employees up at gun point.The employees, thinking quickly, told the gunman that only the manager had the combination to the safe.The gunman, thinking just as quickly, told them to call him when the manager got there.He gave them a number where he could be reached and left.Of course, the employees called the gunman back when the manager arrived and guess what he found when he arrived back at the auto parts store?Wait for it....The Cops!NO SHIT!Then, there's the man who walked into a bank and handed the teller a note demanding money, as any bank robber is known to do.The teller complied and handed the man a bag full of cash.She subsequently called the police and guess what they found?Wait for it...The note he'd written to the teller was written on the back of one of his OWN deposit slips.WOW.But no, this genius takes the cake.Let me also preface this awards presentation by saying, if you're going to do something as stupid as what this guy did, at least have the brain cell capacity to leave your weed at home.Now, I'm a big fan of the herb.I don't smoke it anymore but I see nothing wrong with it.I think that?if you're going to smoke it, however, you should have a steady job, you should have brain cells to spare, and you should definitely not come up with any master plans while high because you'll only find yourself with a big Genius of the Week award.Now, without further ado, I present to you Charles Fuller, our Genius Of The Week.Johnny, can you roll his dumbass out here so we can slap him over the head with his award; handcuffs and a jail cell.Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check
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FORT WORTH, Texas - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company.The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business.Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off.Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge.He was released after posting $3,750 bail.Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business.But bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check.In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana.Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.It's like I always say, "If you ever feel down about yourself, if you ever think your life sucks; if you wake up in the morning and can't get out of bed because you wonder why you should even bother; and if you're having a pity party and only you show up do this: Watch Cops, read the news, or just turn on your local news on the idiot box and you'll soon see that you're doing alright.Because Mr. Fuller and the rest like him increase our IQ's exponentially by reason of the bell curve of society's intelligence.Mr. Fuller, my hat's off to you my man. Enjoy?your jumpsuit, your jail cell and may God have mercy on your asshole when you have to answer the question, "What are you in for?"This awards show is brought to you by Zig Zag Records, the only record company ever started in jail for only $5.00.That's the amount Mr. Fuller is expected to earn in three months of pressing license plates.Let's give it up for him.He deserves every bit of this award. |
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