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Things you wanna know about Taco Bell but are |
| Here are some things that people either as through the Drive-Thru that are completely unnecessary and stupid.And here are some things that I know has crossed everyone's mind.1.The Fourth Meal IS NOT an item on the menu.2.We do NOT have Ketchup.3.Those fries are cinnamon twists.4.It's called and empanada (im-puh-nah-duh), not and empanido, empanyada, or whatever.5.It's called a quesadilla (kase-uh-dee-yuh), not quesdila, kasadilla, or whatever.6.It's called a chalupa (chah-loo-pah), not a chalapa.7.We DO NOT have Coca Cola products, which means we DO NOT have Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, Crush, Fanta, Grapette, Mello Yellow, or anything else you can think of that's not a Pepsi Product.8.We DO NOT have Ranch Dressing.9.No, we DO NOT squirt everything out of caulk guns.Only the Sour Cream and Guacamole come out of tubes with a caulk gun.10.We DO NOT carry the CHILI cheese burrito or the Chili Cheese Nacho Bellgrande.11.Our bathrooms are NOT cheap motel rooms.12.If we run out of something, don't get mad at us.Get mad at the people who came before you, or get mad at yourself for not coming sooner.13.We know that 75% of people who order water at the front counter don't actually get water.....douchebags.14.We are NOT a five star restaurant.Take your own damn trash to the garbage cans and DO NOT leave it at the table.It just makes you look bad.15.Don't act like a douchebag at the drive thru.It's not nice to be a dick to the people who are making your food.But don't worry.We only think about doing stuff.16.And if you act like an idiot or an asshole at the drive thru to make your friends laugh or try to make us look stupid, remember, WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU INSIDE THE BUILDING.17.WE DO NOT SPIT IN THE FOOD NOR DO THE MEN EJACULATE IN IT.18.And lastly, I don't know how you people know about this, but Frutista Freezes should be out by May 16th.So STOP ASKING.I hope I answered some of your questions about the Taco Bell.If you have anymore I will be more than happy to answer. |
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