| ok, thats it, im out of there after many moments of moaning.Good turn out on my leaving doo, 5 people, 3 with teeth.Got home pretty drunk after 2 pints of guinness.Never could handle my drink, any more and people start looking atttractive again, people i avoided all my life suddenly appear friendly and in need of a good cuddle, great to get out in time before THAT happens......and people wonder why i dont drink so much.The reason is.........I get out of control...i become a serial kisser, man, woman or beast, aged 18 - 80
So the street tonight is poised for the shreddng of the traditional Tolson beard, thats right, the street gathers for the mark of spring from winter by the shredding of my winter coat.Shaving will begin at 8.30 p.m.The honorary haircut will commence tomorrow morning at 9.00 a.m.Never a good time to go to the hairdressers, first thing saturday morning before 10.00.They need coffee, they cant talk, they are tired, they cant be bothered and your hair is left as a mess, and of course you agree that your hair is great, tip them, and you'll buy ALL the hair products on the way out, resulting in 50 total, and book another appointment with the SAME hairdresser or STYLIST as they like to be called now.However im nervous because im receeding now and i want my winged curtains to cover the receeding bits.Now listen, i know its not cool to hide your bald bits but, i hope i can get away with it.I still have a good middle bit of hair that has grown fantastic curtains, i hope i can take it.Fingers crossed.Goodbye Aclet Electronics |
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