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Thanksgiving Aftermath Part 2: This Time It†|
| I do come up with such clever titles, do I not??I suppose I?ll write a bit about what I?m thankful for this 2007.Hurrah!First off?I would like to thank King Leonidas and his mighty 300 for being there for me in a time of need and for stabbing so many with their fabled spears.An ongoing thanks for everytime I yellgrowled upon seeing a copy of the DVD in stores.A personal thanks goes to King Leonidas himself for outbearding me. Special thanks to Dalhsim from Street Fighter for being such a convincing Xerxes.Big thanks to the movie Casino Royale for coming out on DVD and preventing me from going out and potentially triple slamming beers on St. Patrick?s Day.I was in a pretty bad way and well, I probably would have gotten with Mo and started a barfight.Thanks.Oh, thanks for being an awesome film as well.Thanks to my cat, Gideon, for being a royal bastard.You knock over all my stuff and girls like you better than me. Your response to being fixed was "Balls!?Who needs ?em?"You half-blind, all deaf, semi-crazy white furball... you?re my own personal Helen Keller, except you can lick your own butt.Maybe that?s why the ladies love you.I?m just getting started here, guys and dolls.I?ll update this with more later on.I?m back 12/5!Now with even more thanks!!!!!I?m thankful that I never dropped acid as a teenage girl. |
| Now with even more thanks!!!!!I?m thankful that I never dropped acid as a teenage girl.Moreover I?m thankful that I was never a teenage girl.Huge props go out to the bars, one in particular.You know who you are.I hope I never fall through your floor.Big ups to Swedish Fish and the myriad of attention I get as a result of eating them in public.Extra special thanks goes to the drunk guy who tried to make fun of me for having them.It?s not often a below average height male has the opportunity to make fun of anyone.He tried.He failed.God bless the little people.Thanks to Bill Shatner for uttering the line "my balls hurt" in season one of Boston Legal.(If I haven?t seen it, it?s new to me!)Thanks to my self control for not staring at every semi attractive girl.Extra thanks for keeping that to a minimum while drunk.I guess women like it better if you pay them no attention?I know..it doesn?t make sense to me either.Thanks to my beard and facial features for getting me more Jew comments this year than ever before.Thanks to Poison for putting on the best show I didn?t see.Which leads to Big thanks to QUIKTRIP!!! |
| Which leads to Big thanks to QUIKTRIP!!!An oasis in the desert of pavement, Quiktrip understands all, forgives all, feeds all, quenches all.More or less.Thanks to all the new friends I made this year.Thanks to all the buddies I had who became better friends.Thanks to all the girly type friends, too.Thanks to everyone known and unknown who has given me ammunition for jokes and insults this year.You are many.Thanks for new life this year.Jim, your son Iain(please don?t make him listen to Green Jelly).Thanks for my parents both staying relatively healthy!Mad appreciation to The Dreaded Paranoids for ending communism in the former USSR.Thanks to Ryu from Streetfighter 2.Thanks to Flanagan for being reliable to recount the tale of doublefisting two different brands of beer.But no thanks to the beer and preceding Jack Daniels and tequila that caused me to go out to my car and retrieve a......A mega thanks to mixtapes, but a big fat no thanks to my dumb self for actually giving one out.side thanks goes to shoulder devil Andy for everything else in that event.Thank you college gangstabillies in the sea foam Nissan for honking your horn like jerkbags?behind me and the resulting lowspeed car chase that ensued.Yes, those really were tire irons and a bat that me and my cohorts had in our hands.Fools gonna rue the day they messed with our Mr Rogers?brand of crazy.Huge thanks to science... my greatest inventionBrutal thanks to the metal.you know why.No thanks:?No thanks to thunderwhores(i?m stealing that), No thanks to John for driving me home after 2-3 fishbowls and not stopping at Jack in the Box.. |
| No thanks to thunderwhores(i?m stealing that), No thanks to John for driving me home after 2-3 fishbowls and not stopping at Jack in the Box..oh the vomit i vomited....No thanks to Krystal for telling me what Blue Moon really tastes like, No thanks to my slow?musical progression mostly due to my no thanks to laziness, No thanks to Andy and Mo for leaving me alone after being talked up by two less than fancy fresh females.I may be Daredevil, but no way was I taking a chance on those two morlocks.No thanks to almost being accessory to assault at a redneck bar, but thanks to the one redneck who claimed he partied with me 2 months prior and therefore thought I was "people".No thanks to Mo?s dad for calling me a fag that one time.No thanks to the women who go wishy washy and flip flop on me. No thanks to me for being retarded and continuing to talk to them.No thanks to Will Smith for not running for president.No thanks to Fallout Boy for existing.No thanks?for the lack of "Yipee Kay Aye Mothersomethingorother" in Live Free or Die Hard.No thanks to my brother for waiting to see Pan?s Labryinth and thus delaying all awesome jokes that can be associated with it.No thanks for a lot of things. |
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