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| Sometimes you just have to be that guy.The guy who stares at a couple while they kiss, while they are displaying a passionate embrace which embodies all that they feel for each other (at least today).... and says "Yeah, man. Kiss her.?Go on... kiss her.?Now feel her up, bro.?Reach under.?Tell me what it smell like."Indeed.?Tell me what it smell like.?Overuse of PDA deserves to be ridiculed.People who engage in long, drawn out getures of PDA are really only doing it to be seen.Maybe not in a sick way, but somehow these people feel that the rest of the world gives a damn about how they feel towards each other.Well, newsflash, sports fans.No one really cares if any particular couple shares a love so powerful that it can wreak havoc to a Zentraedi fleet.(See Robotech... google it, slick).All anyone really cares about is that these assholes are blocking the sidewalk.They act like they own the place... forcing all to gaze upon their bullshit romance.?Their tyrannical occupation of valuable walking space must be stopped!Man, that is inconvenient.I'm walking down Main St. with a powerful thirst.I'm making a Bee-line to my favorite watering hole and no. |
| I'm making a Bee-line to my favorite watering hole and no.Stopped.Why??Some assholes making out on the sidewalk are blocking me from my goal.?There is enough traffic to where I can't simply walk around them.Should I push through them?God knows I might be jerk enough to do it, but the last thing I want to deal with is some guy getting in my face while his girlfriend yells at the top of her lungs, yipping like a chihuahua that doesn't realize its place.?I just want to drink, hang out with a couple of friends and be on my way, but I can't because of the sidewalk peepshow in front of me.I am saved by an unlikely hero.A hometown hero.A homeless hero.The bedraggled saint in disguise starts talking to the couple.Egging them on."Yeah, man..kiss her."He bobs around trying to get the best angle on the action.He circles the couple."Keep it up, brother, yeah.Now grab them titty." |
| Now grab them titty."He begins to mock masturbate.You know what I mean.The jerk off gesture.?"Go on and reach under and get you some.Come on, boss, tell me what it smell like".With that, he gestures with his index and middle finger together under his nose and sniffs.The couple notices.Disgusted, they walk away.The girl freaking out.I laugh so hard I cry.I buy my homeless hero a beer or three.It's the least I can do for the man who saved me from PDA inconvenience.I never found out his name and after that day, I never saw him again.I will always remember the homeless man who stood up to sidewalk tyranny when no one else would..when I was too weak to stand against it. |
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