| I'm gay, not!Well, now that I've got your attention, it's time for me to tell you a little story that happened to me years ago.It's involves me, my friends and one unlucky girl.Apparently, that what people said about me in my hometown.I'm not surprise about it nor do I care.I know where my sexually preference lies in - women.This rumor has been going around since 2001 and I know for the fact because a friend of mine started the rumor.No, I'm not upset about it, neither am I mad at him as we're still close buddy (no, he's not gay either).The reason why the rumor started is because I was beginning to get irritated by the amount of girls that keep asking if I could be their friends.Funny, most man would jump on the chance of having a girl interested in him.Not me. It's annoying and pathetic.The story goes like this; during one day while I was hanging out with my buddies, there was this one girl with her friends that keep walking back and forth in front of the shop at the mall that we were at.I know, since we were facing the pathway and fancy it because we can look at the people walking around in front of us.We just love watching people and their characters unfold before our very eyes.Some are funny while other are down right ridicules.Yeah, we had a good day making fun at them that day, laughed my ass off with some of the remarks that my friends made about this people.So, late into the evening this girl decided to come up to my table and ask if she could be friends with me, and even ask for my number.Now, before you people slam me by saying the girl must have been not that good looking well, she was actually really good looking with height to match.I don't know, but I think I wasn't interested at all by the way she presented herself, or any other girls for that matter (not to mention I have a reputation to maintain; being an arrogant bastard in my town, which I still am)."Do I know you?"I said. |
| I said.She replied "Well, that's the reason I want to be friends with you so that I could know you."That followed with a few sarcastic laughers from my friends.I just gazed down and smile, while trying to figure out a way to snub her request without rubbing salt to the wound.I looked up to one of my friend and he immediately turns to the girl and said "He's gay lady, and I don't think I'll be happy to share him with anyone else".The expression on her face was well as a friend of mine said to me, priceless.It was like someone has just witnessed something so gruesome that they can't move their body.She looks stunned as if her dreams just crumble before her very own eyes.Slowly she backpedals and run off along with her friends, who also look quite confused.Once she and her friends were out of sight, my friends and I burst into laughter.Shortly after, my friend said "You know, this is going to spread throughout the community sooner or later."I just replied "I don't care, as long as it keeps the girls in this town off my back, I'm fine with it."We finished our drinks and parted ways from there, bringing home with us the most memorable moment in our life that day.I smiled all the way back home.Nowadays when we hangout, the story will pop out once a while and has been so ever since that fateful day (poor girl, I wonder where she is now hahaha).Yup, that has got to be the best day of my life, although I can't say the same for that girl.I could perhaps tell this story to my children and grandchildren and never get bored with it.I'm bored and tired so I think it would be nice to share this story with my friends here.Well, I'm off to bed now.See you guys around. |
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