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So, I?ve been in a better mood lately... |
| Ok guys.I have a confession.You may have recognized that I've been unnaturally perky, good natured, an motivated lately.You may have noticed that I've been a little hyper for the past few months.You may have also noticed that I've lost like 40lbs, too.?It may also be apparent that I frequent public restrooms a lot more. |
| It may also be apparent that I frequent public restrooms a lot more.There is a reason.I can't hide it from my friends any more.I do cocaine.There.I said it.I've been hooked on the nose candy for a while now.It's so delicious. |
| It's so delicious.I definitely recommend it to anyone.It's done wonders for my social life.I meet all sorts of new people.Mostly bartenders and pornographers and people with guns.It's done wonders for my sex life. |
| It's done wonders for my sex life.I can't remember the last time my penis wasn't a raging sex sledgehammer.I also can't remember the last time I've had an orgasm.It's helped me at church stuff.I singlehandedly put on an entire bake sale two months back.I read the entire bible in three days and then read it backwards in another three. |
| I read the entire bible in three days and then read it backwards in another three.My family life has never been better.Mom really appreciates all the chores I do for her and my dad is really liking that I've become so motivated.Cocaine is pretty much the best thing to ever happen to me... except that time I did a line off a fat guy's stomach.That was..unneccessary.?Now that I've been living life in the fast lane, I never want to stop. |
| Now that I've been living life in the fast lane, I never want to stop.These good times are sure to last forever and ever and ever.I'm sure I'll never do anything I regret as a result of my new habit..hobby. |
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