| I don't do guilt, so that's as close as it gets.But we all have little things we enjoy that are just kinda silly.So what?1.Chef Ramsey.They look so innocent when they're on manic downswing...I once worked in a place with a cook (no, NOT chef) named Estelle.This woman hated wait staff with a passion.Yelling at us, banging orders down on the window so hard we'd have to scrape the food off the shelf and put it back on the plate (NOW WITH MORE FLAVOR!).I nicknamed her 'Estelle Hell'.This chick from New York, named Linda worked there, too.Gotta say, she was the most naive New Yorker I ever met.She comes up to me one day, complaining about Estelle riding her ass.I say, "Oh, didn't you know?""Know what?""Estelle used to be a drill sergeant in the Marines."(Estelle is maybe 5 feet, tops.Heh.Makes no matter to Linda, who heads off to the pick up window, full gallop.)"ESTELLE!*I* didn't know"I'm around front of the salad bar, laughing my ass off.A minute later, I look around the corner, and Estelle's there, giving me her 'Ms. T' look.Like this, only mean.And really ugly.Linda snubbed me for the rest of the day.Anyway, Gordon brings back some good memories.??:-)I pity DA FOOL!2.Oprah.Hee hee hee...I love this picture!I pick on her a lot, but she does have some good shows.Hey, there's Nate (cute redheadswho can resist?), and then there's Dr. Ozc'mon, that name ain't real! |
| Hey, there's Nate (cute redheadswho can resist?), and then there's Dr. Ozc'mon, that name ain't real!Still, seeing him bring that dead tape worm on the show was way cool.Heh.Now THAT'S reality TV!3.I feel good about hating Dr. Phil.He is one mindlessly judgmental sumbitch.He's so rigidly middle class it makes me wanna puke.I can see him in uniform, busting down dormitory doors, ala 'COPS'.Frat boys, frat boys, watcha gonna do...Phil-ice don't give me no break...Ever notice the middle class seems to be the most inflexibly anal?They police rich and poor, and gleefully piss on their own when they fail to toe line.All the reality shows are geared to THEIR reality, no? Czar-bellied sneeches, vindictive as a small Texas town.The good Dr. Phil Mengele is their main mascot.??And, can we say 'ratings whore'?Dr. Phil, prior to filming with Oscar De La Hoya4.I love Super Nanny.Anyone who's ever waited tables can appreciate the value of someone who keeps kids in line.Me: (bending over table with hot plates in my hands) Excuse mewould you please tell your kid to stop kicking me in the shins?Parent: Oh, Tommy, sssstop...(waves hand lackadaisically)Me: (Dropping plate in parent's lap) Oh, never mind Tommy: accidents happen!Don't you think Super Nanny looks an awful lot like a certain blogger?Super Nanny!Super N-Anthy!Just sayin'...5.I like Rachael Ray ...even if she does look like Rachael Osmond.Donnie OsmondMarie, about to get sotzed on EVOO...Rachael Ray, dressed for the Emmys.6.And last, but not leasthating Steve Wilkos, the man single handedly responsible for putting the 'Duh' in 'Police Duhpahtmint'.Sensitive, but stoopid.Deeply concerned with the welfare of the molested children whose pain he exploits for fortune and fame.I can't flip past him on the channels without the phrase 'knee to the nuts' springing to mind.Bet he gets that a lot: check out the hands...Ex cop, or lounge lizard at the local scaraoke bar scoping for under-aged chicks?You decide.Got anything sneaky you'd like to share? |
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