| No, it's not under the wrong category, Dreams and the Supernatural is where I want to post this.Giggle
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So, there are so many adverts about Penis Enhancement pills, lotions, even machines.Now, to me...it's the same thing as a woman getting a set of fake assed Tatas.?Don't they feel weird??or is the fact that they are large and perky will trump fake and Frankensteinish every time?So, the thing is that you're supposed to drink these pills and your Johnson is supposed to get larger??How does that work?Does the blood leave your Big Organ ( Brain) and rush down into your groin and make that sucker super sized??What would make a guy think that a woman would want to order her Penises like she can order a drive through meal.Oh, I'll have the PENIS and could you SUPERSIZE it??Nooo, I don't think so, and no I wouldn't want to.?1/2 the challenge of having sex, at least for me, is the fact that I and only I can get him into that "SUPERSIZE" mode.?It makes me feel not only sexy, confident but super turned on and in the right frame of mind to give my parter the best time he's had!!!Oh yeah baby!But, a guy that pops a few of these, well, pretty much will screw anything.?To find relief I guess the dog wouldn't even be safe, that bitch, lol.And what is in those "All Natural Penis Enhancers?"?Guano??Ground Earthworms?My Mother's old toe nail clippings?Satisfaction??Who's???I remember dating a guy who would spend HUNDREDS of dollars on this stuff.?I was never aware of it because the guy couldn't never get it up!?Yep.?He had "THAT" problem!lol?The sad thing is that he didn't need it, he was SUPERSIZED without any help...oh, wait...he DID need some help in that "OTHER" department.?Well, as you can tell, I only kept him around for a few months.?What was the point??in having a Yatch when you couldn't even put it in the water??lol
..And, please...Take if from a FEMALE point of view, it's not the size of your boat but it IS the motion of the OCEAN.?hehehehe.And yes, SIZE does matter, but....there are many ways to compensate for coming up short. |
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