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On Dermaptera: WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE |
| It has come to my attention that certain mamalia have begun the process of exterminating the insects of the order blattodea.I have always felt that, in order to sustain life, all humans must have to destroy an animal?that threatens them.The Aligator, The Tiger, The Mandrillus Sphinx, But Waterbugs?Truly it is mans quest for dominance that leads him in a false direction that ultimately imperils him.For you see, as the risk of nuclear war rises it becomes more and more important to align ourselves with the Cockroach."But why?" you ask?it is only obvious that when that fateful time comes that all living things not sheltered will be horrificaly altered by the nuclear waste.Cats will be the size of dogs, dogs will be the size of bears, and bears will be the size of horribly mutated spiders.So it would seem that those previously stated creatures would be the most terrible dangers to what remains of society, right?Wrong, the Earwig will be the absolute most abhorrent crisis to ever face the world.Imagine it, instead of simply burrowing into your brain through your ear, they easily crush your brain from the outside.That is why we must stop killing off the roach, now we must feed them, care for them, love them.Maybe then at least they will show pity on us filthy humans and help us battle the Earwig menace. |
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