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No-genitals is your latest fashion |
| I had a dream I was being chased by snakes last nite, I was selling subway cookies in my own backyard, it was a good little business actually.Anyway someone who looked like ashlee simpson was running a BBQ in competition to me and at one point smashed my sandcastle that I was displaying the cookies on.Thats all i remember.Oh and it was this girl from school who released the snake after me. It was all rainbow coloured and had big teeth, and also legs.It was something messed up, thats for sure.But i swear im not making it up.Which is also kinda messed up...Anyway.For your convienience and my own entertainment (possible more of the latter and less of the former), I have been inspired by Zenith Bender to compile a list of questions which have the answer "no genitals":Q: "Mummy, what's wrong with that man?" A: "He has no genitals honey"Q: "Excuse me sir, why do Maroon 5 suck so badly?"A: "I believe it is because Adam Levine has no genitals"Q: "Why does Avril Lavigne have snaggle / back-teeth"A: "She got kicked in the teeth by a man angry about having no genitals"Q: "Why haven't you done your homework?"A: "Why don't you have any genitals"Q: "It's a girl!What are you going to name her?"A: "No-Genitals"Q: "Why did that mole in the RAV4 almost back into you at Penrith Plaza?"A: "I think she was upset about me pointing out she had no genitals"Q: "Do you have the time?"A: "Do you have no genitals?"Q: "Why is someone so lacking in talent as Nicole Kidman an A-list celebrity?"A: "It has been suggested that it is because people suspect she has no genitals, and therefore feel sorry for her"Q: "How do boys fit into girl jeans?"A: "No genitals"Q: "Why don't you love me?"A: "Some people on the street said you had no genitals"My eyes are going blurry now so I am entrusting you to think of more and send them to me...Its good because you dont have to be creative or anything, its fun for the whole family pretty much.Okaysss.X marks the spOt. |
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