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Mug Shots Of The Week. LOVE THESE. LOVE |
| Before I begin with TheSmokingGun.com's mug shots of the week, let me say that if you're going to be doing anything that even has the SLIGHTEST chance of getting you arrested, you might want to consider your choice of clothes.For example, wearing a T shirt that says, "I love boys," might not be the best choice.That being said, if TheSmokingGun.com needs any writers for their site, I'm more than happy to offer my services.It's only fair since I'm stealing your shit and making it my own.I might as well get paid for it.haha
And, as Kermit the Frog always said, "Enjoy the show..."Didn't he?Jesus I'm old.Hookers take Discover now.Who knew?She's cute.Where the hell do I swipe my card?OOOHHHHLos Lonely Boys look really different up close and arrested.What's with all these hot chicks getting arrested?They couldn't cry their way out of the arrest?Or blow?I know if I was a cop, there wouldn't be any of these chicks in mug shots.They'd all be at my house.Cleaning.What the hell did you think I was gonna say?hahaMust they take the mug shots as they're giving them their rectal exams?Seriously, if they're hiding drugs up their asses, you might as well let them keep them.Anyone's who is willing to shove a hit up their ass is a trooper and deserves to have whatever he's stuffed in there.That's what i say.But then again, I just can't imagine whose job it is to go surfing around in someone's bung hole.Who drew the short straw for that position?Arrested with no shirt on and some dumb ass tattooos on your chest: Not your finest moment.The tat on one side is laughing at him because he got arrested.The tat on the other side is crying because he saw who this dude's cell mate is. And I think he's the one wearing the T shirt that says, "I like boys."I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.Aw, they arrested these two right after an all you can eat Corn Cob buffet!How sweet.Get it?Sweet corn?'Cause we all know that ain't gold in their grillz.These ladies were arrested at the hair salon.The one on the left looks sad because she wanted the Britney Spears head shave and they wouldn't give it to her.The one in the middle is just ready to blow anyone to get out.And the one on the right doesn't know where the fuck she is. She's just mad because she still has a hairdo from 1975.This is one bad bitch.She got into a scuffle with her pimp and kicked his ass.Nobody's going to be munching on her snatch in the pen.She'll fuck them up with the shank she's got hidden up her vag.ZZ Top always gets rowdy after a show.Again, how do they get their beards so white yet so yellow?Bat Man is about to meet his Robin."Holy Ass, Bat Man!" I couldn't resist.Look, a Tolkien character.Is that Frodo or the fat, gay one?I'm going with the fat, gay one.He's looking for his precious.And I think it's in Bat Man's Bat Cave.Same fashion sense, same ugly faces.They must either be related, or they were at a Busted Tony Montana Scar Face convention.They keep arresting people with wild fucking animals curled up on their heads.What the hell is that?A Badger?Support mental health.OR I'LL KILL YOU!So much angst, so little time.She's gothic without committing to the black clothes, black hair and cut up fishnet stockings.What the fuck is this guy doing?Igor, is that you?Or is the Hunchback of Notre Dame?Maybe he's trying to be like Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects.It's Kaiser Sose!!!So, so sad the things that are going to happen to this guy inside.Or maybe it'll be a happy day for him.Like his birthday.I guess it's all relative, isn't it?What the fuck did you just say?I gotta suck what to get out of here?Doesn't that look like John Torturo on the left?You Don't Fuck WIth The Jesus!Some gene pools need to be drained forever.Wow, just wow.Got in a bar fight and is making a request."Can I room with that guy with the I Love Boys shirt?Nope, buddy, you gotta go with the Fug Triplets above.This bitch's face broke the camera.Ouch.Not the best mug shots I've ever seen, certainly not the funniest comments but some mug shots don't need comments.If you're going to jail and you're going to have your picture taken, you might as well make it good.Don't frown, don't stick your mouth wide open like you're catching cherries someone's throwing at you.No, instead, wear fucked up clothes, make faces and make my job easy dammit.I mean, you only get arrested so many times.Unless you're the fug triplets.Then you get arrested every other day for breaking the Ugly Ordinance.I'm out like a scout and I'm late for work.Peace and chicken grease and happy Saturday! |
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