| From my Blog Site, Offending Fashion: Poor Mischa Barton.She should really consider my advice about chopping off some of that mane of hers.Let's be honest.Her hair always looks greasy and stringy, or frizzy... and sometimes all three.A medical expert would tell you that this is the kind of thing to expect when you see someone with.. |
| A medical expert would tell you that this is the kind of thing to expect when you see someone with..um..."body issues" and creative methods of weight control.I won't speculate about the rumors, but I will say the look isn't particularly flattering.I'm all for something different, but this is completely schizophrenic. |
| I'm all for something different, but this is completely schizophrenic.Is it a Baby Doll?Column Dress?Josephine Era, Empire waist?Give me one of these, not all. |
| Give me one of these, not all.Then the color is just so offensive to me and the fit so awkward.The way it drapes... it isn't snug or loose, but somewhere in between and it looks like it's sliding off her boobs... which is just completely bizarre because I have larger breasts than Mischa and I'm a dude.I don't even know where to begin with the ruffled ribbon straps, then we move down to the beaded top portion that frankly just looks like Old Man Winter barfed his glittery magic all over what was previously a simple gold toned slip dress.So there you have it. |
| So there you have it.I look at Mischa Barton and all I can think about is glorified puke and how much she could use a haircut. |
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