| Once again, these are lock up pics from TheSmokingGun.com.No, I don't work for them and, no, I'm not pictured below though I probably should be after the weekend I had.Enjoy.------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's my theory that whenever you see fifteen piercings above the neckline, there's always about sixteen more below it.Whose job is it to remove all those piercings before she goes in?And how do I apply?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're going to Manville alright, buddy, and the first rule in Manville is Don't Drop The Soap.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bobby Brown, you got locked up again???What's that, you're throwin' your love to Whitney?Well that bitch ain't bailin you out again this time.You beat her ass one too many times.Nice shirt though.That one hit you had sure does pay for some nice floss, don't it?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mayn, Cinco De Mayo is a celebration of a Mexican war, it's a day of drinking, and it's a day where many dressed up Mexicans wind up behind bars.That should be Cinco De Mayo's motto.Corona, Fajitas and Jail.And it only comes along once a year.Isn't that sad?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry, sir, but we're going to have to confiscate that ugly ass rug on your head.You could be hiding a shank under that thing.Unless that's a fuckin cat asleep on your head.Either way, you're going inside bald.And what's with the friggin parka?It's summer, dumbass.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's not everyday that you can get the color of your eyes to match the ugly ass dye job on your head but Miss Jailbird managed.Happy muff diving, sweetheart.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rule one when getting a tat: Never get something anyone else has and make it so ugly, and in such a spot, that everyone and their mother can make fun of you.The funniest thing is that they're profiling their shit like they actually like them.I'm cool, I have a burger with a knife through it.WTF?Oh yeah?Well I have matchstick man. Beat that, mu fucka.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That's it, buddy.Say Ah.You're not at the dentist, you're in jail asshole.But you're going to be opening wide for some big motherfucker so you may as well practice now.Just make sure you practice right because stretch marks around the lips are not attractive.But, judging by your face, that's the least of your worries.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ah, Jail.Three square meals a day, a warm bed, no rent, no job...it's like heaven.Where does this bitch think she is? She must be on Acid.Everything seems like a dream when you're on acid.Wait till she begins to freak out when she realizes where she's at.I wanna see the picture of her then.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This dude is either a spitter, a biter, or he is just one fucked up germophobe.Either way, he looks fuckin stupid.haha
OR, wait, I know.It's Bubba's, his cell mates, birthday and they wrapped him up like a present, all nice and pretty and even put a bow on his head.That was sweet of the jailers.And they say the law doesn't care.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey Powder, don't smile too big.You're about to become someone's wife.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God loves you?Riiiight.That's why you look like you eat babies for a living.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Someone take that god damned sharpie away from this bitch before she turns it into a shank.Look at those eyebrows.Jesus!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This dude's pissed off because he passed out at the tattoo parlor and they went to town on his ass.Seriously, did he just go in there piss assed drunk and say, "Just draw on my face and neck and don't stop until the ink runs out."?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pat's Mexican?Who knew?They just asked if he/she was a man or a woman and he/she is laughing because, "It's a secret.You have to reach down and find out."Maybe that's a job for Ronoldo (For those who read my second to last blog)
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Ooh, I'm rushing down there right now to bail you out.What the hell did she get locked up for?Hopefully it's not slobbing knobs.Because if so, I'm bringing Listerine, condoms, Peroxide, Vagisil, Valtrex and money for a hotel room and we're going to have us a good ass time.Pretty eyes.------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ma'am, don't move.There's a mutant tarantula or octopus or some shit on your head and it's about to eat your face.What the fuck are you smiling for?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Big Daddy is thinking, "Hey, that little white boy, Powder, I want him as my cell mate.And lots of vaseline.It's my birfday.Better yet, bring Bobby Brown, too, and the dude with the bad hair piece.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This man won the jailhouse award of "Pedophile of the Year".See the religious shirt he has on?That's right, he's a priest.One Million altar boys served.They call him McPenis.Belong and Be Strong?You'd better be strong because you ain't gonna belong.They don't like kiddy feelers in jail.I love these.The moral,?kids, is that if you're going to go to jail, make sure you wear a shirt that doesn't draw attention, make sure there are no wild animals or arachnids on your head, don't be a one hit wonder pop star and, for God's sake, don't sharpie your eyebrows on.That last part should be advice for everyone.Even law abiding citizens. |
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