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| "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"Today is yet another day of the exam period and therefore I will be studying, or procrastinating as I like to call it.Same thing.Acutually no, the plan for today is to ninja through a whole lot of work.We'll see."That depends a good deal on where you want to go to," said the cat."Another report claims Paris didn't eat or drink for three days because she was afraid a prison guard might take her picture while she was on the toilet."- Can I say I pretty much have the EXACT same fear, except my phobia is not restricted to prison guards photographing me on the toilet, i'm scared that clowns, lawyers, plumbers, mosaic-makers, pretty much anyone will.And before I knew it my downstairs would be all over the internet...That'd be way pete wentz of me.(You know i had to type that 4 times before the letters came out in the right order... ntz is not natural, same as i read the word contraption as contraception repeatedly, it's just what I do)."I don't much care where," said Alice.Speaking of contraception, as for your babies, I have had many enquiries (ie.1) regarding when you will receive ur practise babies.Believe me they are coming, i've had a few techincal difficulties (ie.I dont have ovaries, a womb, a vagina and cannot ovulate) but should be back on track soon.In the meantime send?me your money/credit cards please."Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the cat.If you read this then you are pretty much a ninja.Thanks 4 ur 9 kudos (yes 9, count them) and hundreds of views (yes most of them were by myself but we all know self indulgence = substitute for self esteem).Having said that it's time to give ourselves Rn'B names, i shotgun T-Lo.You can have Jay-Zed, or ah, Nelly The Elephant (packed her trunk and trundled back to the jungle), or yeah whatever the first letter of ur name is with a -Lo put on the end.Shazaam!I dont have to justify myself to you, but I justified my text for you.( I heart Microsoft Word jokes)Nobody puts gold-pants in the corner...Make them be(lie)ve,XenOphobia |
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