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If You’re Proud to be a Redneck... |
| Then Missouri is the place for you.Yee Haw...I've just found out today that June 20-21, here in Mid-Missouri, no less, an event will be held that will set this state back 30 years.I'm talking about the Missouri Redneck Games.Yes, folks are invited to come compete in such redneck games as:
Bobbin for Pigs' Feet
Redneck Horse Shoes
Mudpit Belly Flop
Bad Butt-Crack
Daisy Dukes (ok, this one might be worth a gander...)Arm Pit Serenades
Hubcap Hurl
Speed Spitting
Best Redneck Vehicle
Obstacle Course
And Lots Lots More...Currently two bands are also scheduled to perform - Renegade Rail and Richochet (I think their last big hit was Daddy's Money)
Local radio station KCLR-99 is even giving people a chance to win a free redneck wedding.Backhoe or Hay Wagon entrance! |
| Backhoe or Hay Wagon entrance!Intimate wedding with 50 of your family and friends and 1,000 other drunk rednecks.VIP tent at concert with complimentary fried turkey testicals, first dance with Richocet.Stay tuned for more details.I mean, wow.Talk about romantic!Oh yeah...the website says No Yuppies Allowed.Yeah, its probably just better that way.... |
| Yeah, its probably just better that way.... |
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