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| Time for a repost...*Grins*"If you talk to God, you're normal.If God talks to you, you're psychotic."What eedgit thought that up?What would be the purpose of talking to someone who NEVER answered you (which is why I don't mess with some folks, much)?What are you, a masochist?Hah?Hah?HAAAAH?And, I mean, wouldn't that be kind of like...talking to YOURSELF?And wouldn't that be...kind of...NUTS?Or, at least...VERRRRY STOOPID.Guess these folks never heard of C.S. Lewis.You know, famous author and philosopher...that kind of thing.Wrote the book that movie "The Chronicles of Narnia" was based onyou know the one: had lions & stuff.They made another movie about his life (had Debra Wingerlove that girl), called "Shadowland".Anyway, ol' C.S. once wrote this: "God whispers in our pleasures, but shouts in our pain.Pain is God's megaphone to rouse a deaf world."Now, I don't know about anyone ELSE, but I find people who make stoopid know-it-all absolutist statements (like 'only nuts hear from God') about the nature of an INfinite universe (all while standing on their own itty two FINITE feet) to be a real...pain.OMG...Maybe...God's tryin' to tell ME somethin'????*Looks down* And why, oh why, is this long, pointy needle in my hand?And why is it pointed at that big, fat windbag OVER THERE?Hmm.Must think about this...and this...this...strangeAAGH!--magnetic--pullTHE NEEDLE!OMG!It's DRAWING ME TOWARD THE NUTI mean, the WINDBAG!MUST* FIGHT* THE* PULL*~~!!!!!AAAAAGH! |
| MUST* FIGHT* THE* PULL*~~!!!!!AAAAAGH!It's pullin' us in, Cap'n!I canna fight this pull much longer!*POP*.*Hangs head.Kicks one toe in dirt* I sowwy.Cap'n: Sorry, hell.You just made Iconclast first class!Congratulations, son!Iconoclast: *Winces* Heh.I'm a girl, sir.Time to upgrade those bifocals...sir.Cap'n: (Aside to Mr. Spock) Is she..really a girl?Spock: (Raises one eyebrow) Indeed, Captain.Cap'n: Well, then, let me show you to my quarters...for a celebration.Icono: Sure, Cap'n.You go ahead.*Waits while he fumbles toward the door.Looks at watch.Three minutes later, Cap'n falls asleep.*Icono: Uh...Spock?Spock: Yes ensign?Icono: You'll make sure he remembers?About the promotion?Spock: Be logical, ensign.Women never make Iconoclast in real life.Icono: *Gives one-fingered salute* Thank you, Mr. Spock.Spock: You're more than welcome, ensign.Icono: *Turns back* By the way...Spock: Yes, ensign?Icono: Why do YOU kiss his ass?Spock: Logic is a necessity for his existence.Recognition of it isn't.I feel sorry for the stoopid f*cker.Icono: *Eyes Spock up & down* Meet me in my quarters, later?Spock: I was just going off-duty, ensign.Why don't I escort you there?Icono: WHOOOEEE!I mean, uh, yes sir.Disclaimer: The management wishes all readers to know it can take *absolutely no responsibility* for the behavior of Iconoclasts and Vulcans--no matter HOW MUCH YOU MIGHT *LIKE US* TO. |
| I mean, uh, yes sir.Disclaimer: The management wishes all readers to know it can take *absolutely no responsibility* for the behavior of Iconoclasts and Vulcans--no matter HOW MUCH YOU MIGHT *LIKE US* TO. |
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