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| I'm posting this again...because I feel like it!?;-PI'm Dangerous When Left AloneStupid Email To Celebrities TweetySubj: Hi, could I get Tweety's autograph??Date: 1/12/2003 12:09:45 PM Central Standard Time From: L915 To:
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?I have seen all of his work.Just have him peck his name out on the keyboard and email it to me. I am his biggest fan.Onglebret Dumprehinc Subj: Dear Uri,?Date: 1/12/2003 11:05:30 AM Central Standard Time From: L915 To:
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?I have seen all your work.You are the best at bending silverware. |
| You are the best at bending silverware.I broke a plastic fork once, but my mom has never let me practice on the real silverware.If you have an old bent fork or spoon you're not using anymore, I would really like to have it.I would pay for the postage.I am your biggest fan.Onglebret Dumprehinc ? Subj: Dear Ozzy,?Date: 1/12/2003 10:51:22 AM Central Standard Time From: L915 To: WorldOfOzz ?I have never seen your work. |
| Date: 1/12/2003 10:51:22 AM Central Standard Time From: L915 To: WorldOfOzz ?I have never seen your work.But I hear your name all the time, so I guess you must be famous.Since you are famous maybe you could send me an autographed email to show to my friends.And I could maybe sell it if I need the money.Maybe soon to be your biggest fan,Onglebret Dumprehinc Subj: I would really like Daffy Duck's autograph, please.?Date: 1/12/2003 3:55:43 PM Central Standard Time From: L915 To:
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?I have seen all his work. |
| Date: 1/12/2003 3:55:43 PM Central Standard Time From: L915 To:
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?I have seen all his work.He could just peck out his name on the keyboard and send it by email.If not, he could mail it to me at:P.O. Box 55555Slowdeatha, TX 55555Have him sign it "To Onglebret."If he mails it, if he could slobber on it some, that would be great.I am his biggest fan!Onglebret DumprehincSubj: I would like David Letterman's autograph, please.?Date: 1/12/2003 3:55:43 PM Central Standard Time From: L915 To:
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Hi David, I have seen all your work. |
| Date: 1/12/2003 3:55:43 PM Central Standard Time From: L915 To:
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Hi David, I have seen all your work.I would like very much to get your autograph.Also, I have a question.There is a big gap between your front teeth.You may have noticed this. |
| You may have noticed this.Does it hurt when you eat corn on the cob?I hope you are not offended by this.I am your biggest fan.Onglebret DumprehincP.S. My name is Norwegian.In English it means 'Dave Letterman'. |
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