| So here I am on a Sunday (10 September for you OCD's), minding my own business in flat boring west central Florida.In front of el Monitor, as usual, chatting with a friend.ME:????????I'm sorry I took a moment, but I'm a little freaked out.My building is shaking.FRIEND:?Any construction?ME:?????????Nope.Last time I felt anything like this, it was an Earthquake.(I WAS freaked - a perfect opportunity for some off color sexual reference, and I let it pass)FRIEND:?Dummy - they don't have Earthquakes in Florida.Well let me tell you, Daddy-babies - it's not enough that we have reptiles big enough to make a matched set of luggage, South American snakes that found their way into the Everglades from Miami Airport and can attempt -unsuccessfully - to eat those luggage-like reptiles, Hurricanes that will blow you and your possessions into several surrounding states, Real Estate prices and property taxes headed for the stratosphere, and wet heat that will make you look like?Gumby on a bad day - NOW WE HAVE FUCKING EARTHQUAKES TOO.??So all you wannabe snowbirds come on down and join me in Paradise.It's Ducky. |
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