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| Ello bitches and dicks.Just kidding I love you all!Sorry I get like that when I listen to MSI, just listened to the Frankenstein Girls album for the first time in like a year.The point of this blog you ask?Another review?Another Opinion on something no one cares about?No you turds, it's a Ryan Rant tm.With my girlfriend recently breaking up with me, I was pissed off and and a little sad.I know what you're thinking: "Ryan, Stop playing the tough guy card, you probably cried like the little bitch you are!"No. I didn't.You know why?I went out bought the bitch chili's then when we got home she broke up with me. That's an expensive lunch, I want my 20 bucks back, what?a stupid cunt.Anyways, that was off topic.With her out of the way I'm ready to focus on school hardcore, I'm also ready to pursue my dream of being a stand up comedian.And now some of you are thinking you can't do both.To this I say, you're an idiot, always have an ace in the hole, a back up plan, an oh shit, I'm fucked, but I can still play the?violen while the titanic sinks skill.?Now what I ask from you my friends, is links to bars, or comedy clubs that have "Walk-ons" or and "Open Mic Nights" So I can check out the information on it, and find out how many jokes I'll need to prepare and how much "Fat I'll have to trim off" of them if they're too long, I'm assuming it's only 5 minute segments.And one last thing, When I do go for this, I will let everyone who cares know where and when I'm doing this, because I would like your full support.Edit: So many grammatical errors, I'm sorry. |
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