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| Anyhow, (thinks)...I don't play video games hardly at all nowdays, but I bought this one that I read about, Bioshock.It scares me a little and I cannot play it:a) late at nightb) when home aloneIt's very cool though, its like underwater and all 50's art deco and really something else, and all the people are like mutated and shit.I have fire hands...But anyway, don't buy it, spend the time and money doing something useful, I promise I'll waste enough of my life for both of us?Deal?Anyway, I know what you're thinking.You're all like 'why the hell did Fergie from the Black Eye Peas pee herself on stage?'.And there is a good answer for that, its not coz she is a dirty ho.I spoke to her (or maybe it was Amy Winehouse without her 3rd and 4th layers of cake-up) and she told me that it wasn't sweat like some people thought.It was actually coz before she got on the bys (not the tour bus, just the public bus) to go to the show, she had been threatened at the bus stop by Joan Rivers and a man who looked suspiciously like Robert Redford with a shower cap on his face.They had forced her to drink 12 bottles of Just Juice and if she didnt they were going to melt her plastic face.And when she finally got on the bus it was really bumpy because the driver was on crystal meth.So by the time she got there she needed to pee bad.Real Bad.But there was no time because the stage was 3 flights of stairs up and Fergie has a policy of only walking on stairs with straight legs, so by the time she got to the top she had dislocated her kneecap and was 35 mins late.So she went straight on stage.And yeah some1 in the crowd yelled "Fergie" and she thought they were talking to the Dutchess of York so she didnt look, but then they thew a empty coke can at her and the floodgates pretty much just opened.All over the stageSo that's that.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So these were the ones I decided on for my 3am CD that you may or may not have read about...Beat It (MJ) At the end of the day it's the best freaking thing ever, totally outguns everything else ? As Your Ghost Takes Flight (Saves the Day) Ever liked a song because someone you admire likes it?? Holiday From Real (Jack's Mannequin) When they played this, he said it's about two women in love, and I didn't even find it funny, just amazing song.? Clothes Off!Hmmm, I got no good excuse except that if you are a female and are not married to Patrick Stump at this stage then it's your loss.? Papercut The best thing off Hybrid Theory, can and will listen to it 5 times in a row.? Polaris (Jimmy Eat World) Good for night-times, even better for driving alone at night.? Screamer (Good(ness Gracious) Charoltte) Don't love many of their songs, except this old one.? Mr Brightside No I'm Mr Brightside ? I've Got a Dark Alley and A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth / Summer Song (FOB) Its one of my downer-sulk songs.? Sleep (MCR) Because I should have been in bed and I am obsessed with the last 20 seconds of the song.? Spin (Taking Back Sundae mmmmm...)Because I was beginning to feel tired but aren't done yet ? The Promise (NFG) Because we discussed Napoleon Dynamite at dinner.? Sway (BIC RUNGA!)Because we discussed this song at dinner too.For anyone who has spilt a carton of milk because they are in love ? Marching Bands Of Manhattan (Death Cab for Cutie) Have fallen asleep to this song so, so many times?And by track 14 it's bed time.? Dirty Diana (Mr "I got your nose" Jefferson) When you start with such a thriller of a song, you know you'll end up in a bad place.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - " I'M DREAMING - I'M A DREAMER!NO ONE BELIEVES ME! AND YOU DON'T EITHER.TAKE OUT THE PRIZE.START SCREAMINNNNNN' "???- Trivia Julie- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - That's about all.It's pretty warm today.Nice.But I did want to tell you: The only thing you look good in is everything.Or should I say 'nothing'?Either way it's a compliment.(((Why do i write these, it's a waste of both our time...)))Xtra Ordinary. |
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