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Day-After-Thanksgiving Sale! Free Shipping! |
| In honor of BLACK FRIDAY, the day when all the nation's worst people crawl out from their smoldering pits, festering bogs, and rankling caves to make Hell the lives of our poor brothers and sisters working in retail, Audio Eagle Records is advising y'alls peoples to STAY HOME and shop ONLINE!As reward for ignoring the inscrutable urge that we human beings feel to run with the flock out to Montrose, Chapel Hill, or (God help us) Legacy Village and participate in the yearly flushing of money down the toilet in order to buy the affections of our bratty children, nerdy parents, or annoying-as-all-get-out grandparents (God almighty, are they EVER happy?)as soon as noble old Thanksgiving rides into the sunset, Audio Eagle Records is offering ALL of their famous records with FREE SHIPPING for the entirety of Friday, November 23rd.Buy any of our records between midnight Thursday and midnight Friday, and you will pay nothing for shipping.This applies to every record you buy.Buy 1,000 records, you still pay NO SHIPPING.This offer is good only in the United States.Once again, shipping will be free for all purchases made ONLINE through the Audio Eagle the internet store beginning at midnight on Thursday, and ending 24 hours later.Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and do not choke upon the wishbone, as they probably say somewhere. |
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