| Yeah.I'm really tired.I mean, really really really fucking tired.Too tired to paint, too tired to read, too tired to do anything constructive.Why, you may ask, am I not in bed?I'm too wired to sleep.I am filled with negative thoughts and mean emotional flotsam which are festering in my tummy and making me snarky and also a little gassy.So.I'm going to spew them out into the ether for strangers to ponder.Ain't technology grand?In no particular order, my random bile:1.You know how, every year, some celebrities die and it's in the news?Like, can I make a request to the universe that the first b-list pseudo celebrity to bite the final weenie in 2008 be James Randi?Because I fucking hate that douchebag.If he could die in some really embarrassing way, like that guy from INXS who hung himself in the closet while jerking off, that would be a bonus.Seriously, universe, one less asshole making turds. |
| Seriously, universe, one less asshole making turds.2.Do you think it's possible that stupid people might stop breeding anytime soon?I mean, is that too much to hope for?If I see one more fat, useless, barely literate drooling unwashed shit-breathed fucking human waste of space walking around this town dragging snot-nosed wretched spawn with them I swear to god I'm going to go on some kind of fucking rampage.(Note to Homeland Security: Ro has no intention of going on any kind of actual rampage.This blog is purely facetious.Go get a dictionary and look it up you fucktard.)3.?People, brush your teeth.Brush your teeth.Brush your goddamn teeth.Fuck.Don't they teach you that shit in like Kindergarten?Also, there are these magical things called deodorant and soap...not real expensive, you can pretty much get that shit anywhere, and it only takes a few seconds each morning to use these miracle products to ensure that you leave the house not smelling like the moist underside of a hobo's ballsack.4.?Some people are evil. |
| Some people are evil.I'm not talking about bitches, like me, or stupid people who fucking act rude because their mommy was too busy turning tricks for meth money to teach them how to act in public.I'm talking about black soulless foul wretched twisted evil, little Michael Meyers with the dead cat in the ziploc bag in his backpack evil, evil in such a way that you wonder what happened to them when they were little to make them that way.Like, did their next door neighbor, the one in the short-shorts with the weird little mustache, make them do naughty things to his German Shepard before mommy and daddy got home from work everyday??Was one of their parents a jackal and the other Beelzebub?When they were little, did they kill little furry animals?Evil people take things that are good and pure and twist and destroy them for their own sick pleasure.I think it should be legal to hunt evil people for sport and take them out Predator style.The world would then be a much better place for all of the good people who simply want to exist without the taint of evil.Hehe.Taint.OK, I think that's it for now.I think I actually feel a little better.Whew.Feel free to add your own bile in the comments section...it's therapeutic shit man. |
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