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BEATEN AWAKE TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED! |
| BEATEN AWAKE ON TOUR WITH DAX RIGGSAudio Eagle Records announced today that their favorite lap-dogs, Beaten Awake, will be on tour this November with Fat Possum recording artist Dax Riggs.Acting CEO Theodore Mallison held a press conference this morning at Bob's Hamburg in Akron to announce the tour."We are very excited," Mallison told a sweaty crowd of six or seven cub reporters."The profits realized from this lucrative tour will more than pay for Our Blessed Leader Patrick Carney's recent Re-Youthing Retreat."When prodded by several press members for information as to the condition of the Carney, who had been undergoing hyperbaric epidermal therapy to de-age him, Mallison replied "Let's just say he is in good spirits and his skin is absolutely glowing.He has the face of a man 30 years his junior."A representative from the Cleveland Plain Dealer inquired as to how this was possible, given that Carney is only in his late 20s."Exactly," replied Mallison, "he has the face of an embryo.It's really adorable."Beaten Awake Tour Dates:10/27 - New Orleans - One Eyed Jacks, 615 Toulouse St. New Orleans, LA 7013010/29 - Dallas - The Cavern, 1914 Lower Greenville, Dallas, TX 7520611/2 - Los Angeles Spaceland, 2658 Griffith Park Blvd. 391, Los Angeles CA 9003911/3 - San Francisco - Bottom of the Hill, 1233 17th St. San Francisco, CA 9410711/5 - Portland - Doug Fir Lounge, 830 E Burnside St. Portland, OR 9721411/6 - Seattle - Tractor Tavern, 5213 Ballard Ave NW, Seattle, WA 9810711/9 - Minneapolis - 400 Bar, 400 Cedar Ave, Minneapolis, MN 5545411/10 - Chicago Subterranean, 2011 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 6064711/14 - Albany Valentines, 17 New Scotland Ave, Albany, NY 1220811/15 - Cambridge - Middle East Club, 472 Massachusetts Ave, Cambridge, MA 0213911/16 - Philadelphia - North Star, 2639 Poplar St, Philadelphia, PA 1913011/17 - Brooklyn - Luna Lounge, 361 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11211 |
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