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Ashlee Simpson gets a bone |
| If you have been watching Fox8 at all you will have probably seen that ad for an Aussie goes Bolly.Now, let me just start by saying that the add makes me cringe everytime i hear it but its like a car crash and i have to watch because:1: Fat men singing lame songs2: The woman who at the beginning says "let us sing of our love" in the most un-convincing performance of anyone in any ad anytime in history, is also NOT in anyway of Indian heritage.The only thing she needs is a roll of paper towel to scoop off that spray tan.Also, she looks like she has been drugged.And then when the song starts her voice changes to a dubbed one with an American accent?Um?Now I find this ad is just THE most embarrassing thing ever to happen to Australia.I just hate it, OK? I hate it.Maybe we should all just lose some weight instead of traveling overseas to watch cricket and acting surprised at?(and possible disrespecting, im not sure) other cultures.Anyway, that ad for the love calculator, where you know, you send the name of you and your partner and an SMS tells you to get married or not.Yeah well that ad is a blatant rip off of the mastercard ads.Which annoys me you know?If I was mastercard I would sue their ass till it bled.Sigh.So the other day Jenny and I went shopping and bought me jeans, and this was the upset of the week, let me tell you.Ok, so Jenny and the shop assistant are like 'so don't wash them for a long time when you first get them'Me: 'oh ok, like how long?''six months....AT LEAST''...... six months?''yuh huh'(both bitch about him, while Tim goes to change room)'but i can start washing them more after that right?''oh yeah of course you can... but no more than 2-3 months'(Tim is in shock as he hands over his card to pay)Excuse me? So there you go, don't come near my jeans please, not all of them, just the indigo ones, because I paid $200+ for jeans that can't even face up to a washing machine and the closest they will come to clean is being left in the sun or put in my freezer.Now you may refer to me as a fashion retard, except that I was not aware of these rules and am still pretty much, overwhelmed.I mean i throw all my other jeans in the was like fortnightly at most.So there anyway, a lesson, don't touch people in trendy jeans below the waist, you will catch some sort of infection.Jesus.I mean the jeans look O-K, but the whole hydrophobic thing...Its just retarded and handicapped.Anyway.As promised, ashlee simpson holding a big bone.nOughts and XrossesWell I don't know what you were thinking, she's no Paris Hilton or watshername Kardashian, she don't do sex tapes, just average, average, pop music. |
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