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Anger Management, Lady Marie? Style! |
| We've all gotten them... the lovely little emails from those crafy Nigerian con artists who think that they are going to pull a fast one on some unsuspecting, hard-up, lonely lady who might be looking for love.Earlier this week, I found the following message in my inbox:---------------------------ORIGINAL MESSAGE---------------------------From: zunluntiSent: 2/5/2008 10:36:19 PMMy Direct email:
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, How are you Madam?Doing great i guess?.Well i must apologize if my short message might offend you in any way,but i am just trying to explore my feelings that i can not contend any longer in my heart.I have nursed this feelings for too long although we have not melt before and i believe a friendship can start within a day if you will accept to build it up.I sincerely write you because I really in need your assistance to help and assist me in what belongs to me which i inherited from my Late Father and to go into a serious relationship with you.Are you Married or Single?What is your exact age and Location now?I am Mr Sadick Zulunti, I have no kids & still single, I'm the Only Son of Late Dr. mohammad Zulunti.My father was an international diamond business merchant.It is a pity that my both parents was killed by the Rebel due to the war in the northern part of my Country Sierra Leone where i came from.I can not disclose this matter to any man of my kind because i have the fear that i might be betrayed or cheated at the long run of helping me . I was so special before my fathers eye and he made me his next of kin to all his wealth's.Before the death of My late father , he deposited a trunk box contains (Diamonds and other family Valuables) that worst thousand in dollar in the Storage Security Company here in Africa where i am now.It is because of this Treasure Diamonds and Valuables that i am contacting you and to have a serious relationship with you.But i have contacted the Company, and all arrangements has been made to carry out this Box of consignment to any where of my choice as long as i can have a reliable person or trusty to receive it and stand as my next of kin.But before any forge ahead, i will like to know you better, talk with you, know what you do for a living, know if you have any dates or seriously relationship at present, and what are your hobbies.Kindly send me an email to my given email address with you phone number.I hope we can have a good start and it will be better we talk about ourselves before talking about my inheritance which you and i will benefit and have a great life together in future.My aim is to sell part of my diamonds in your country and to further my Masters Degree and have a happy family with you.For more Information.......Please contact me immediately through my personnel phone number and email address and tell me a little bit about yourself and send some photos too.Tel: +221 77 700 3516Email:
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Thanks for your anticipation assistance and the time to go through my proposal..Mr Sadick I snapped.?My reply was neither eloquent or witty, but damn did it ever feel good to get it out of my system.Lady Marie--'s response:You must think that I was born yesterday, came down in the last rain storm, or that my brain isn't firing on all cylinders.What makes you idiots think that people are going to respond to this bullshit and give over their bank account numbers to perfect strangers who do not have a grasp on the English language.Perhaps if I was a desperate lonely woman looking for a rich foriegn man, I would be inclined to persue your ignorance.However, I know that you are a sleazy Nigerian cock sucking con artist with nothing better to do with your time than to sit in front of your computer and try to take advantage of people with less than average intelligence, because let's face it, only a mentally handicapped person would think that there was one shred of truth to the message you just sent me.Burn in hell you cock sucking, cum guzzling, duck stuffing, horse's ass.Oh, and have a nice day.:DI feel so much better now. |
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