| Lady in the turquoise Jackaroo, If you are going to turn left, it would be nice if you could move the hell over to the left, especially if you have been doing 45 in a 60 zone for the last 3kms...Because not only do you drive overly slow, but you take so long to make a turn in your bluey-green brick?its just not even worthwhile.Bad choice of car by the way, unless you like old Izusus that is. Or unless you're Deborah Hutton who gets paid to drive a Holden.Or used to, she might be dead now.Who really cares.If you have a faded black VR Commodore please check ur brake lights, because one (or more) of you bogans has no brake lights, which makes it hard for me to tell when you're braking hard to avoid hitting the car infront which you were obviously tailgating because you were missing happy hour at the Blacktown Inn.Please dip into your beer money and buy a few light bulbs.I was going to say that if I ran up the back of you, i would make sure it was recorded that your tail lights weren't working, because that would make your car unroadworthy and the accident your fault (ie.your insurance company pays, not mine).Although your girlfriend probably doesnt have all her original teeth, so i doubt she has car insurance...Anyway, no grudge, I can understand, teeth for the missus or CTP, its a hard one.Besides, who needs state law when you have aussie pride?And that man at Lidcombe, if i flash my lights and signal for u to come out, im pretty much going to let you pull out...Now im not surewhat you were thinking because you were looking right at me, but don't waste everyones fucking time.Although, i forgive you on the following grounds: you were asian (but i manage), you were old (but so is my grandfather and he manages to pull of of sidestreets) and you drove a white toyota so obviously live your life trying not to inconveniece or offend anyone (but i drive a toyota, and we need to break from that mould, i think a good start is?trying and not look like we are driving whitegoods, you can get them in blue you know?I know outrageous...)Anyway, you are forgiven mostly because you drive a toyota corolla, i have a soft spot for those, so inoffensive.Which brings me to the list of cars I would let in if they were trying to merge M4:
YOU CANNOT MERGE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IF YOU DRIVE A:
- Large 4WD (Patrols, Land Cruisers, Explorers etc etc, because you?probably an arrogant arsehole or a tiny bitch of a?woman or a mumu wearing woman who can't fit in?a?passenger car.)Or that Lexus 4WD which is clearly a Landcruiser with $50 grand added to the price tag.You are clearly an idiot to pay that for a toyota truck.-??Commodore or Falcon drivers.( you people always drive with your fog lights on and tailgate everyone you can find.And im sure falcon wagon drivers vote liberal, are often fat too.?If you drove say a camry or an accord then i'd probly let you in.)??- Hyundai Excel (because the wheels could fall off at any time, and we'll all die).That and its usually bogan girls from doonside who drive these cars, remember you are driving a tin can and if you hit anything its female?westie guts from here to the light horse interchange.Any other hyundai should be ok, ill let you merge.?-??Mazda 3.I just dont like you people.YOU CAN MERGE IF YOU DRIVE A:
- Honda Jazz (cute as a button)
- Massive Merc or BMW, you scare me too much and if its an S or a 7series i reckon you have underworld connections...- VW of any sort
- Mazda 929 or Ford Taurus, it is widely accepted that ur cars look like a melted downer...I feel for you.Thats not all but those are my general rules i guess.I reckon you have rules too.Everyone does.Or maybe its just crazy old me. I blame it on a lack of oxygen at birth.Damn OXygen. |
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