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2008, how sweet you are! How majestic! |
| Sorry about the title.I spent what little time I was awake after work yesterday watching The Tick.?Ahh, 2008.A new day.A new year.366 x 24ish new opportunities!Yes, 2008 is one of the lucky few for it is a leap year! |
| Yes, 2008 is one of the lucky few for it is a leap year!Gracefully bounding through space and time, 2008 promises to be a special year!I fell asleep at or around 6pm yesterday.There was no drink, no revelry, nay.There was only somnambulent bliss.And then the phone rang.I appreciate all the calls and text messages.I cannot count the times my phone made the Zelda "oh look what I found when I used a bomb on the crack in the wall" tone to alert me of texts, or the Final Fantasy victory music to herald a new call. |
| I cannot count the times my phone made the Zelda "oh look what I found when I used a bomb on the crack in the wall" tone to alert me of texts, or the Final Fantasy victory music to herald a new call.I thank you all.I still slept like a lion cub, peaceful and secure next to its mother.To those who did not call or text; Beware, your time is nigh.Ok, not really.Just make sure to give me double greetings on Arbor Day and Earth Day!New Years Resolutions.Ahh, what great machinations of human motivation they are. |
| Ahh, what great machinations of human motivation they are.A chance to change something about oneself for the better.This year my resolution will benefit not only myself.I say unto you all I will benefit the entire world.I will unlock the secrets to ........COLD FUSION!!!!!!You read right, brothers and sisters. |
| You read right, brothers and sisters.Cold Fusion with a capital CO! With my army of Soviet scientists working 26 hours a day, the world will be ushered into a new age of free energy!No longer will poets have to put their heads into gas ovens over worries of fossil fuel shortages!No longer will children be yelled at for turning the lights on and off really fast because it wastes power!No longer will The Beverly Hillbillies be having all the fun!Everyone will bask in the glory of free energy... for the low low price of one dollar per household.The future is now, and she is beautiful and just waiting to be asked to the dance. |
| The future is now, and she is beautiful and just waiting to be asked to the dance.I brought my dancing shoes, Future!Let's boogie! |
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