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1, 2, 3, 4. I Declare a Thumb War. |
| Caution to the wind,But i've got a lousy arm.Emo emu says: "I HAVE WINGS BUT I CANNOT FLY, THIS IS MY TRAJEDY...(TEAR)..."/ / X ....It's cold and windy outside.Do you live in a windy city?The windy city?Chicago?That was a broadway musical, Chicago.You know, all that jazz.Jazz is than name of a compact car made by Honda, i once photographed one because it's one of Batty-H's fave sayings.Honda is from Japan and Honda also manufactures robots.Robots can be terminators from the future.They are killer.Some robots work on assembly lines and produce everything from motorcycles to matches.Matches start fires, sometimes I accidentally burn my bridges.Bridge fires can be dangerous but so are house fires and car crashes, they can both be killer.Killer?I don't have a killer but John F Kennedy was assassinated by one.JFK is the name of the largest of New York City's major airports.There are many skyscrapers in NYC, including the Chrysler Building and The Empire State Building.However the tallest skyscraper in North America is the Sears Tower in Chicago.Chicago is known as the Windy City.It's cold and windy outside.TIP OF THE DAY: Before having children for real, have a practise baby.With ur practise baby you can do all your bad parenting and see what works and what doesnt.For example teaching manners by pressing your child's face to a hot plate every time they forget to say please can cause disfiguring scars!However with ur practise child you can experiment with hot plate teaching techniques and if damage (emotional/physical) it doesnt matter because you can simply tell the Jones' "oh its ok, Louise is just our practise child".And when you have ur real child and 'go live' embarrissing court cases and prison time can be avoided.---Can you believe I wrote all of the above (except the emo emu quote).No copy and pasting at all...Yeah I am the Oprah Winfrey of trash talk...Look under your seats everyone, IT'S A FREEEE BAAAABBBY!EVERYONE GETS ONE!THEY COME IN BOY OR GIRL!YAAAAAAAAA!"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"- BabyC UXylophOne |
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